BRANDED 10:47 Tue Apr 3
Ronaldo
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Northern Sold
2:00 Thu Apr 5
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... although all pale into significance when compared to Pele's in Escape to Victory...
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Northern Sold
1:59 Thu Apr 5
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I thought it was better than Carroll's... higher off the floor worst angle to hit the ball... far more difficult in MY EYES....
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HairyHammer
1:40 Thu Apr 5
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When I say ;described; I mean the over the top love in, you know all the "oh it was a wonder goal" or "one of the greatest goals ever" bollocks in the media etc
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HairyHammer
1:37 Thu Apr 5
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The way it was described I honestly thought that the goal came at the end of a brilliant fluent move involving 8 different players that started from the goalkeeper.
Carrolls overhead goal was better so was Emre Cans.
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Northern Sold
1:22 Thu Apr 5
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First time seen the goal from yesterday... absolutely suberb... he is the man... great touch from the Juve' fans
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Sven Roeder
1:13 Thu Apr 5
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*Cristiano Ronaldo vs Leo Messi in court*
Judge: Have any of you lost at Upton Park?
Ronaldo: Yes, I took a penalty at 1-0 , missed it like a cunt and then watched Upson and Anton Ferdinand score to win the game
Messi : I SCORED a pen in Argentina's win over Croatia
Judge: Now we are getting to the important stuff. Case over.Congratulations LIONEL
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White Pony
12:59 Thu Apr 5
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Overhead kick tend to leave me a bit like...meh. It was good but the hyperbole is ducking absurd.
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Northern Sold
12:34 Thu Apr 5
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*Cristiano Ronaldo vs Leo Messi in court*
Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.
Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.
Judge: How many individual trophies
have you each won?
Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.
Judge: Have any of you played for
another club’s first team besides your
current one?
Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal
first division and Manchester United
in BPL.
Messi: No. Only Barcelona.
Judge: Have any of you won a title
with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first
ever European Championship.
Messi: No.
Judge: How many goals have each of
you scored for your respective
teams?
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals
I’ve scored for Man United and
Sporting?
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 436 goals in 426
appearances or 9 seasons.
Messi: 539 goals in 625 appearances
or 14 seasons.
Judge: Who has scored more hat-
tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.
Judge: Which is the most prestigious
competition in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.
Judge: Have any of you won
Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2
different teams. Once with Man United
and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with
Barcelona only.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in
the CL between the two of you?
Ronaldo: I’ve scored 118 goals in the
CL.
Messi: I’ve scored 100.
Judge: Who has more assists
between the two of you in the CL?
Ronaldo: I have 39.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in
total in the CL finals?
Ronaldo: Me.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Which one of you have scored
more free kicks?
Ronaldo: I have.
Messi: Ronaldo has.
Judge: Most goals with weak foot?
Ronaldo: Me, I think.
Messi: (Nods in agreement).
Judge: Most goals from outside of the
box?
Ronaldo: Me.. again.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Who has scored more
headers?
Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?
Messi: ...
Judge: Who has a better penalty
conversion rate?
Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82%
of the penalties I’ve taken.
Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the
penalties I’ve taken.
Judge: Which one of you have scored
the most goals in total during your
career?
Ronaldo: I think I have. 647 goals.
Messi: I’ve scored 603
Judge: How many football records do
each of you hold in total for both
club and country?
Ronaldo: 146
Messi: 110
Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the
facts that have been presented to me.
I can only draw one conclusion when
it comes to comparing you both as
football players. That conclusion is
that Ronaldo is the better player in
almost every category. When it comes
to goal scoring and accolades for
both club and country, Ronaldo
comes out on top. Messi, you are
without a doubt Barcelona’s best
player of all time. But certainly not
the world’s best ever. That is clearly
Ronaldo at the moment.
Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo
and haven’t played as many matches
as him.
Judge: I understand that, but until
you surpass his goal scoring records
and win as many trophies both
individually and collectively as he
has, then Ronaldo will, according to
the statistics, be considered as the
best football player of all time. Until
then, keep pushing on and you just
might be able to achieve just as
much as Ronaldo!
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Texas Iron
11:17 Wed Apr 4
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Cracking strike...but so were...Carroll's ...Sinclair's...Ronaldinhos and others...
https://youtu.be/upS9Jhs0_rU
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Northern Sold
8:10 Wed Apr 4
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TOTS Son TOTS (aka Talk Of The South)... I had my moments in there...
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Eerie Descent
7:08 Wed Apr 4
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My favourite player of all time was Northern Sold, TOTT'S Southend, circa 1989.
Knee deep in clunge.
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Northern Sold
7:01 Wed Apr 4
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74-78 Dutch... how that lot never won the world cup I'll never know... absolute JOY watching them... oh and Arie HAAN was my fav....
*smashes one in the top corner from 35 yards *
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Far Cough
6:25 Wed Apr 4
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For me, the 70s Brasilian side was the best
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The Kronic
6:23 Wed Apr 4
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Thought it would be much better than that. And the cunt still goes on holiday with his mum.
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mashed in maryland
6:23 Wed Apr 4
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The older fatter Ronaldo from that 90s Brazil era was also fantastic to watch
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Swiss.
6:20 Wed Apr 4
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mashed you fancy Ronaldo a bit don't you?
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mashed in maryland
6:19 Wed Apr 4
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I said he's up there, not that he surpasses any of the other names.
Personally my #1 was Zidane
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Sven Roeder
6:17 Wed Apr 4
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I love watching Messi and Ronaldo ( although Ronnie is an arse) but you’d say Maradona could play in any era and would be untouchable in today’s non tackling game.
You’d suspect Messi and Ronaldo would have got a few tackles above the neck if they’d played when Maradona did.
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collyrob
6:16 Wed Apr 4
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Lol at denilson.
Messi
Ronaldo
Iniesta
Top 3 of all time
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Russ of the BML
6:13 Wed Apr 4
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Russ of the BML 5:54 Wed Apr 4
I apologise.
I have looked again and Ramos does jump up to head it. I think the problem is that, surprisingly for him, he doesn't really commit to it. I think had he stuck his head right in he may have got dangerous play. But, as you say, ref would have got lynched.
Also, unlike him, he never appealed for dangerous play. I think the ref may have seen it as a bit of a half-hearted attempt and just thought "fuck it".
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